Some clarihews

I wrote these clarihews in class, when we had to write five short poems. I really really like writing them, so I continued to write them the next week when I was on a plane! These poems aren't meant to offend anyone, I just think they are kind of funny..that is why these fit under the humorous requirement for my blog. I like these short poems because my humor really shows.

Shakiraaaa
I wish I saw you when  I looked in the mirraaa'
Your hips really don't lie
If we were dancin it would be no tie.


Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I read "Self Reliance" I wanted to get out and run
Your idea of non conformity makes me sick
You're not some hipster, you're just a dick.

Mac Dre

Even though you were shot, your music lives on in the Bay

Because of you, we are hella hyphy

Tryna make me your wifey?

Henry Thoreau

You really got to go.

Your ideas are cute, but they are not practical

Maybe submit Civil Disobedience to Broadway, it’s more theatrical.

Taylor Swift

When I used to listen to you, my feelings lift.

Now, you are as annoying as Rebecca Black

No one wants to listen to your boy problems anymore, you’re not a mack.